Sleeping in Fear
By simplystars | June 28, 2008
It is 12:55am on a Saturday.
There is a flying cockroach in my kitchen. I am so bloody scared now. I have observed it for five minutes already. I’ve killed two cockroaches yesterday. This one is totally out of my league. I am only level three in killing cockroaches. This is at least a level six cockroach. A level ten cockroach is the gigantic one that flew into my room some time ago and was killed by my level nine brother. A level ten person will be like my father and grandmother who can catch cockroach with their bare hands and yet show no fear. I have decided to be a coward, close my bedroom door and go to sleep. I must have inherit my mum’s side of the genes.
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Cough Cough!
By simplystars | June 24, 2008
Okay i’ve drank that awful tasting cough syrup down.I drank it because my brother and sister told me that it worked.Well,it had better work.When i was young,my mum always had trouble making me drink that concoction whenever i fall sick.There was once i hid in her room to avoid the syrup.She can’t beat a sick child up so she got to coax me into drinking it.Once i puked it all over her bed after i drank it.I remember that incident very clearly because i really felt very bad after that.I am such a terrible child.Only mum can stand me,other people would have sold me to Karang guni already.
Oh ya,i am sick again…and i am not proud of it.It’s been ONLY two weeks since i recovered from my last bout of flu.In the past i used to fall sick once a year lor!Sianz…i hate falling sick,maybe i have some kind of weird disease that makes me sick every two weeks.And i thought my immune system will be stronger every time i fall sick.
Could it be that i have not been using my essential oil so often? Hmm…maybe i stayed up late last weekend and that made me sick.But i’ve seldom fallen sick from staying up ley.
It really sucks to have your nose running because it kind of affect your brain.Its like they all stopped working at the same time.If my brain is still working,i don’t have to take mc already,i can continue to work.This is really a sucky timing.I am still rushing my tree inspection.
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See Tree Hear Tree Touch Tree
By simplystars | June 19, 2008
I have a confession to make.I am not as strong as i want people to think i am.I am very scared of losing face so i will always put on a brave front.The truth is i cannot make it at all.
I have more than 1000 trees to inspect this month and i’m only like half done.At first i only have 500 over trees and i thought i can finish them.Last week,i was finishing when i realized that i have more outstanding trees than i thought.I am so down now.I feel like i’m running a marathon and reaching the finishing line only to have the line stretched further away.There is only one week left.I don’t think i can do it.I am so tired that i’m going crazy…
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Sitting on the Seat
By simplystars | June 17, 2008
The content of the paragraph below is a very private matter.It is not for your reading.Please do not proceed.
I had a terrible stomachache during lunch.I was drinking my teh o when i was attacked.I managed to finish my teh o despite the excruciating pain.I thought everything will be fine once i got to the toilet.It happened that the toilet does not have a toilet bowl that we squat on.Every cubicle comes with a seat.This time die liao……since young i have been living with a squat toilet bowl and i am really not used to shitting on the seat at all.
I din really have a choice so i decided to settle my problem there.Can you imagine having a terrible stomachache but the shit just won’t come out?I thought of squatting on the toilet seat but i didn’t because the picture of the girl with the sliced butt suddenly flashed through my mind.Wah lao, die of pain better than die of sliced butt right?
So i sat on the toilet bowl in pain wishing that i can find a toilet bowl to squat on.During this one hour,i was really worried that my boss will call me.I imagine the conversation like that:
*Toilet flushing sound in the background*
Boss: Hello XX, are you back in the office yet?
Me: *Grasp* No……
Boss: What time will you be back?
Me: I don’t know……
Boss: What are you doing?
Me: You wouldn’t want to know…….
Boss: ??????!!!!
Aiya! This time sure get fired liao!
I really dunno when my shit will come out,so i thought of taking urgent leave.I reckoned this is an urgent enough matter.But wait, i should be honest and say i have a stomachache right?But that would be so weird.Nobody take leave to shit!What do you take when you want to shit?Take mc?If i were in the office and i wanted to shit,i just go to the toilet right?In the end,i decided not to take anything and prayed that my boss don’t call me.
In the meantime, the stupid automatic toilet keep flushing by itself.This is very irritating when you just want to shit in peace.This not only wet people’s butt when they are trying to shit,i also heard that million of virus flew up from the toilet every time we flush.I remembered my friend telling me about one particular virus that attack the female reproductive system from the toilet. Wah kao!
Finally my shit came out and the stomachache went away.I escaped the toilet thankfully.The toilet cleaner stared at me cautiously when i walked out.She must have heard me mumbling and cursing in the toilet just now.
Hey! Why are you still reading this?This is a private post ley!
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I Love Chili Crabs
By simplystars | June 16, 2008
Oh my god i have internet today! I had better quickly blog before the internet is down again. Something is wrong with my modem recently and my internet connection is very unstable.
It was daddy’s day yesterday.My father didn’t want to go out for dinner as my grandmother gets tired easily outside.So we went out and bought crab, baby sotong, yam paste and we wanted to get the yam ring as well but the restaurant screwed up our order. In the end we waited more than one hour to dabao these food back.
It was quite irritating at first watching other people take their food while i was waiting for mine. Afterall, we were the first to be there.After a while, it get frustrating. After the cashier realized they screwed up our order, and they still didn’t expedite on it, sis and i showed our “smelly face”.I don’t understand what was wrong with these people.When we tell you politely, you don’t get it, you must wait for the customer to get angry before you do something.When we finally got our food, we were half an hour late for dinner. The day well despite this unpleasant episode. My family really enjoyed the food.
I found something about myself yesterday! I can’t stomach food that i’ve seen alive before it was cooked.I was quite happily looking forward to my chili crab actually.While waiting for my food,i saw the crabs in the tank.And i saw a hand sticking in to catch the crabs.I lost my appetite for crabs totally after that.I really think it very cruel.If i were the crab,i feel terrible waiting to die in the cramped tank.I’m not so sentimental always.Most of the time,i’ll be okay if i don’t see the crab before it die.
Have you ever met anyone whom you can talk to forever and not run out of things to say?Somehow i had ran out of things to say already.
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My Dear Samsoon
By simplystars | June 11, 2008
I was watching Samsoon again on the internet. I can never get tired of this show. Samsoon is so funny i can still laugh no matter how many times i’ve watched this show.
Samsoon is a very brave, she is not afraid to love no matter how many times she has been hurt. I cringed when i see how brave she is. If i like someone, i will not have the courage to tell him how i feel. Not everybody can be brave. I used to be straightforward when it comes to relationship. Only after watching her i know i have changed.
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Feeling Sick…Ah Choo!
By simplystars | June 7, 2008
I have been feeling sick since yesterday.I have this super duper huge PAINFUL ulcer for two weeks that made me lose appetite for everything.I winced when i see salty or spicy food.Plain,tasteless fare is what is most suitable for me now.
I got caught in a heavy downpour meant for me and me only.I was happily planting a nice tree in the afternoon.Of all times,it had to rain heavily for the 10 minutes that i was trying to plant the tree.In the end,me and my workers were all drenched.We decided to abandon the task and come back when the rain is smaller.When we left that area,we realized that only that estate is raining.Say i’m at Wisma Atria now and it’s raining.When i left Wisma,i realized that it’s not raining over at Takashimaya.Can you believe it?This is so ridiculous.Someone up there must hate me.
I was so tired yesterday that i slept at 830pm.That is like four hours before my normal bedtime.In the end i still woke up tired.So today i die die also do not want to sleep early.I hate to waste time sleeping sometimes.Right now my nose is running away from me,i can’t breathe sometimes,my head is hurting,my eyes are tired,i have a strained neck,my throat feels dry and sore,and i have two tapes to finish this weekend.Die liao…
Luckily climbing is not on this weekend.Today my dad thought that my company is ill treating me by making me climb when i am sick.It’s hard to explain to him that there is only two of us and that the whole climb will be called off if i cannot go.He almost forced me to go see the doctor today.As if those stupid doctors can help me.
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I am a Terrorist
By simplystars | June 5, 2008
I created a commotion at the airbase today.
I was at T***** Airbase for a meeting today.As i drove up to the gate,i told the armed guard that i am here for a meeting and he waved me through.I supposed that i was to change for a pass inside.So i drove into the base and parked my car near the gate and looked around for a pass office.I couldn’t find it,so i asked the guards at the gate where to change for a pass.There were three armed guards at the gate.One of them pointed vaguely to a building.
I went there and told the blur guy behind the window that i am looking for Mr O.I thought he will be at the pass office waiting for me right?So it made sense that i ask for this person.Then that blur guy told me that there’s no such person here.Then i tried calling Mr O,but he did not pick up.I walked around the high security airbase for a while but nobody could help me.Frustrated,i went back to the “pass office”.I told them my situation again and the blur guy disappeared for a while to talk to another guy inside.
After a while,another guy who look less blur come out and ask me some questions. Apparently i am not supposed to be walking around in the base without a pass.He asked me at least five times,”Are you sure the guards let you in without a pass?”
After the third time,i told him i don’t know because i was afraid that i will get the guards into trouble.In the end,i was escorted out to the real pass office to change for a pass.I found Mr O waiting for me there.By the time i was escorted back to the base to get my car,the three guards were not there anymore.I hope they had changed shift.
The people i met at the base all looked so blur.How can you look so blur when you are carrying a gun?I really cannot understand these people.If i were a terrorist,i think they will all be dead already.
No wonder Mas can run away so easily.
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Inspired To Climb
By simplystars | June 1, 2008
I’m typing this on my bed again.Okay i’ll admit it,i have not been really busy recently.I was just too lazy to update my blog.There you go. 
I had been busy during the first week of May.Our trainer,Scott,came back for three days to test our skills.1 girl and 1 guy were chosen to go Brisbane for the tree climbing championship.GK and CL were selected to go.I was really happy for them because we’re quite close.In my heart,i knew they were the best two people to represent us.
Well,all of us had dinner at Dempsey Hut after our last day of training.I was asking Scott a question,i cannot remember what i asked him.He suddenly announced that he had prepared a prize to give away.Tom gave away all his gear the last time they were here so i’m not surprised.Scott went on to say that this prize is for this person who improved the most.
I was thinking, haha! CL or GK are going to get a prize!I secretly smiled to myself as Scott held up the carabiner in his hand.The special thing about this carabiner is that it is a new invention with wheels at e inner part.It cannot be bought at any climbing shop in the world.Right now,there’s only 3 of this carabiner in Australia.The best thing is there’s a million amazing things we can do up in the tree with this magic carabiner! After he finished,i waited for him to stand up and give the magic carabiner to CL or GK who is sitting further away.Then he turned around and handed the magic carabiner to me!
I was too shocked to react at first.Then he went on to say that he was amazed at my improvement.And he heard from RT that i’ve practiced even when my knee is injured.He is giving me a prize because he wanted to encourage me.After he finished,i realised that he is giving this magic caribiner TO ME!ME!
It was really awesome and its a bloody huge surprise. That night marked a turning point in my tree climbing.
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Half dead
By simplystars | May 3, 2008
I am so tired……
Some of us have been on a climbing course for the past two days.I was so tired when i got home yesterday that i went straight to sleep without bathing.I seldom do that.Normally i will always bath after i got home.I must really be tired yesterday.
I am half dead today.I got home at 130am yesterday and woke up at 630am.My brain is stopping function soon…last day of climbing tomorrow…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………..
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